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The entrance to Randall Library on Feb. 12, 2020. Randall may not have a poetry night, but what is stopping you from reading sonnets and snapping anyway?

SATIRE: Fun date ideas for you and your boo—according to a person with no expertise

Jenna Tripp, Contributing Writer February 13, 2020

Today we will be focusing on everyone’s favorite polarizing holiday other than Thanksgiving: Valentine’s Day! This is a time to celebrate love or to provide the opportunity to spark a new love affair....

A runner endures yet another sunless day in Minnesota along Bde Maka Ska Tuesday, Jan. 28, 2020, in Minneapolis.

SATIRE: The best towns to live in after college—according to a person with no expertise

Jenna Tripp, Contributing Writer January 30, 2020

Today we will examine different places to move after finishing the best four years of your life. “How could it go up from here?” You may ask. My answer is simple—check this article. I myself have...

Francesca Hayward as Victoria, center, and Laurie Davidson as Mr. Mistoffelees, right, in Cats. (Universal Pictures/TNS)

SATIRE: I’m sorry “Cats”

William Becker , Staff Writer January 2, 2020

I am sorry to anyone who spent money on tickets on “Cats,” I really am. Who hurt you? Did you not see the trailers for this movie and think, “Wow, what an abomination?” I am also so deeply sorry...

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