It is no secret that since Donald Trump’s inauguration, the international relations with allies and opponents have grown tense. The threat of World War III seems increasingly possible with every passing day.

In response to Donald’s rude decision to hang-up on him, Australian Prime Minister Malcom Turnbull has begun discussing the option of war with the U.S. In particular, he has threatened to unleash the full force of Australia’s weaponized deadly fauna.

“Although we do not desire war with the United States, we must make it known that we have an entire arsenal of animals that are constantly trying to kill us,” Turnbull warned. “We have Tasmanian devils, kangaroos, War-Wombats and War-Koalas, all of which have been bred in laboratories to be 50 times their normal size.”

“Sure, koalas are cute, but if you get eucalyptus sprayed on you, they will climb on and they won’t let go. They may even start nibbling on you. It’s pretty annoying, especially when they are size of real bears. And don’t even get me started on Tasmanian devils and kangaroos. I mean, have you SEEN Looney Toons? They’re called devils for a reason. They’ll bite your freaking head off, mate. Kangaroos are just assholes who will suffocate you in their pouch, kick you and hold you captive as their joey. You will either have to become one of them or die.”

Turnbull went on to discuss the option of bringing in some aquatic species, as well. “I know it probably wouldn’t be very effective, but can you imagine the look on his face after dropping some Great White Sharks or Box Jellyfish on the Bogan in Chief? Worth it,” the Prime Minister chuckled.

Other world leaders who have been antagonized by Trump are getting on board with this idea. Mexico’s president, Enrique Peña Nieto, who has had negative feelings towards Trump since he first proclaimed that Mexico would pay for a border wall, lauded the military value of creatures endemic to Mexico.

“El armadillo is a fierce creature. If we were to weaponize it so it was the size of a five story building, we could do great damage to cities such as Los Angeles. Its shell is impenetrable, so there is no stopping it once it’s on a roll,” the president cautioned.

China has taken to the idea of using panda bears saying, “Forget nuclear weapons. The panda is fully capable of neutralizing the American military and economy with its adorable clumsiness.”

In response, Trump signed an executive order to begin the process of preparing the beloved, divine seer, Punxsutawney Phil, for war. He boasted on Twitter: “Phil is the best hedgehog. He’s been alive a long time. Hundreds of years, folks. Unprecedented. Predicts and controls the weather. Will kill ISIS and all losers. Big league. The best!”

Iran and North Korea have decided to stick with nuclear warfare for the time being.